It doesn’t take very long at all for Changmin to realize that of all the things that the Cinderblock Road is, scenic isn’t one of them.

Not pleasantly scenic anyway.

The regurgitated-crayola colorings that violated his eyes where ever he first landed spread out to the surrounding areas like some multicolored disease and the already ( Read more... )

“Excuse me? No. No. You probably helped them bring me where ever the hell we are, you effeminate asshole! You tell me what I’m doing here!”

Heechul raises his eyebrows in surprise, looking over Changmin appreciatively.

“Mm, well, I can’t say you’re well-dressed, but I do have to say… you are sexy angry.”

The look that appears on ( Read more... )

It was a little- kind of a lot- hazy, but Jaejoong remembered hitting the dance floor- possibly literally and with his face- and at some point, some- probably- kind and- hopefully- beautiful stranger helped him to a seat and said something, and, anyways-


None of that really mattered because Jaejoong kissed the stranger and knew beyond ( Read more... )

 
( Yunho’s inner little girl is running around in panicked circles by now, but he does his best not to cry. )

 
( I always knew you’d make a good kitten. Don’t you like it? )

 
( Yunho wanted Changmin. Changmin wanted Yunho. This was truth, but the two of them? They didn’t know it yet. )

Title: Intentions
Pairing: HoMin
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Yunho tries his hardest to be sweet. Changmin cannot appreciate it.

A/N: written for kakkobean  for the minho_yongwonhi  white day fic exchange '09


Just because he wasn’t willing to crush Yunho’s little overtures of affection didn’t mean he was willing to indulge him either.

Winning
Gackt/DBSK
Crack, Romance; pg-13 
292 words
The one in which Gackt wins at everything and the Dong Bang Boys win Gackt.

Winning

February 13, 2009
Jealousy
Gackt/Yoochun; DBSK
Crack, Gen; pg
Word Count: 264
Summary: Yoochun does not understand why the others make Gackt fit so well


Jealousy

February 11, 2009
Enigma
Changmin/Gackt; DBSK
Crack; pg-13
Word Count: 245
Summary: Changmin is not pleased by puzzles that he can't solve.

Enigma